Forget Cheesy Chat up Lines – Here are the Secrets to Really Getting Laid

21 Aug

Chat up Lines Cheesy Chat up Lines-DatingYou see, despite what you’re constantly being told, good looks have nothing to do with how “attractive” you are. Let me say that again –

      Good looks have NOTHING to do with how “attractive” you are

Being attractive and being good looking are two entirely different things, they’re not the same thing at all. And I have to tell you, it’s complete BULLSHIT that being a hot guy means you get your pick of women, it just doesn’t work that way, as Brad Pitt’s story clearly proves.


The media constantly promotes this idea that all women want the same thing, and why? Because it means that the big companies make millions of pounds each year getting you to buy the latest cars, designer clothes, magazines, over priced aftershaves and high end gym memberships…. by creating a false idea of what all women want, and by telling you that unless you tick every box on that special list women will just laugh in your face, they keep you feeling insecure and inadequate, so you keep buying these things that will make you “attractive” to the opposite sex.

But it’s all a LIE….And they tell women the same lie about us too!

If you really want to understand what I’m talking about, the next time you’re in the supermarket have a quick look through one of the many women’s magazines, (There’s hundreds to choose from) Just read what women are being told men want….and see if even ONE of the things on that list is something you’re even vaguely interested in when you go out to meet women. It’s all LIES! And it has the same result, it get’s them to spend lots of money trying to look a certain way, trying to impress men who couldn’t care less whether their purse matches their shoes…Are you starting to understand my point here guys?

So OK, you bought into the idea that you needed to be rich, ripped and successful to sleep with beautiful women and you’ve probably spent your whole life up to this point unsuccessfully chasing them, being the nice guy and generally being treated like shit, but don’t feel bad…

Just a couple of years ago I thought exactly the same. In fact it wasn’t so long ago that I was in the same boat as you probably are now. I was getting laid once in a blue moon, running around trying to please every women I met, essentially being the nice guy. I’m sure some of you will know what I’m talking about when I say, you know where being the nice guy gets you….That’s right – THE FRIEND ZONE – how much of a stud do you feel what you’re stuck there….Am I right?

Now let me tell you, The vast majority of my youth was spent in the friend zone … I was Lord of the fucking friend zone, friend zone champion of champions. And it pissed me off. Very few things that are more annoying/frustrating/humiliating than spending time getting to know a woman, complimenting her, buying her drinks and really putting in the ground work and then have her ask,

“So your friend, is he seeing anyone?”

To be so much of a WALKOVER that the woman didn’t even recognize you as a potential partner! That happened to me so many times I started to think that this was just the way it was going to be for me. I genuinely started to believe that I would have to spend my entire life having to just settle for what ever dates I could get. If and when I could get them…

I thought, well if women are only attracted to guys who look like they’ve just finished filming an Armani advert, then I may as well give up….What’s the point?

What was really depressing was that the statistics even backed up my worries,

For instance:

Some of you may have heard about something called the 80 – 20 rule, For those of you who haven’t, allow me to explain… The 80 – 20 rule states that on average 80% of the population are sharing only 20% of the available resources, while the other 20% of the population get to share 80% of the resources! The more I learnt about this rule, I quickly saw how these figures applied to practically everything in life…It doesn’t matter whether you’re talking about money – Think of people like Bill Gates and Mark Zuckerberg, individually worth tens of billions of dollars, while the majority of people are barely getting by….or the important one to me at the time, WOMEN! – Think about it! If you pay attention to what’s going on in society you’ll see that there is always a small group that absolutely dominates it’s environment, they get their pick of what ever they choose, either earning all of the money or having all of the women queuing up to sleep with them…

So as this is such an absolutely HUGE factor in your life, who is it that decides which group you belong to?

Is it women? Is is society?…Fuck no…IT’S YOU!

You’re the one who gets to decide how you’re going to live your life my friend, you get to decide the experiences your going to have, and you get to decide exactly what it is you’re really capable of achieving.

The sooner you take responsibility for your life and the sooner you realize, that you can make of yourself anything you want, that you can have anything you want, and that you can date WHOEVER you want, the sooner you will start to appreciate how incredibly sweet life can be. by  Cheesy Chat Up Lines